I JUST WANT A FUCKING CAB

It's Monday fucking morning. How many people could really be calling for cabs right now?!?! 45 minutes? You gotta be dry fucking me!! Who do I have to fuck around here to get a god damn ride?!!

Drunk Asshole

So I was absolutely trizzassshed last night :) Had to go out hard as today marks Insanity Day 1. No cigarettes, weed or booze for 60 days. I also have to eat a balanced diet. FML. Get ready for a cranky son of a bitch. Super jacked about it but honestly don't know if I'll be able to stick it out. Wish me luck!!

iNsAnE iN tHe MeMbRaNe

So I recently ordered the new workout by BeachBody called Insanity (supposed to be harder than P90X). Just tracked it on UPS and it should be here today!! A wise man once said "You have powers you never dreamed of. You can do things you never thought you could do. There are no limitations in what you can do except the limitations of your own mind." When it comes to improving myself, I'm such a talker. I have all these ideas, but never actually stick with them. Well I'm 100% dedicated to completing this 60-day hell project. My blog will temporarily be called "Fit Like Me." Just kidding, I'm not changing it. But, I will not be drinking while doing this workout so this website will just take you through my journey of becoming the sexiest man on earth. Start plugging your piggy bank cuz when you see my smokin' body at the end of the diet, you will definitely wana buy Insanity.

Tiger Woods is gonna be pissed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGzWyXue3_Y

Sexting by Ludacris...absolutely hilarious.

Missing you...

"It's kinda hard with you not around, I know you in heaven smilin' down, watchin' us while we pray for you...everyday, we pray for you. Until the day we meet again, in my heart is where I'll keep you friend."