Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
Compliment 3 people everyday.
Sing in the shower.
Keep it simple.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Leave everything a little better than you found it.
Think big thoughts but relish in small pleasures.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Be forgiving of yourself and others.
Overtip waitresses and bartenders.
Say “thank you” and “please” a lot.
Buy whatever kids are selling on tables in their front yards.
Avoid negative people.
Remember other people’s birthdays.
Commit yourself to constant improvement.
Carry jumper cables in your trunk.
Have a firm handshake.
Stop blaming others and take responsibility for every area of your life.
Look people in the eye.
Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Be the first to say, “Hello.”
Use the good silver.
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
Keep secrets.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be there when people need you.
Feed a stranger’s parking meter.
Don’t expect life to be fair.
Never underestimate the power of love.
Drink champagne for no reason at all.
Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
Don’t be afraid to say, “I made a mistake.”
Don’t be afraid to say, “I don’t know.”
Compliment even small improvements.
Always keep your promises.
Marry only for love.
Rekindle old friendships.
Call your mother.
Peace, Love & Cocktails :)
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
It's Wasted Wednesday!!
Another Wednesday huh? If I could kick this funk I'm in, I'd love to go out tonight. Was supposed to go to Concerts on the Square but I'm not feelin it. Instead, I've got a lil date with Miller Lite, my dog and my front yard. Relaxation is good for the soul!! :) Look for a late night post, I'm sure it'll happen.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Here's what I think...
I think fucking McDonald's should put fucking breakfast on fucking special all fucking day and all fucking night. Furthermore, I think your late night menu is a crock of shit. I am also mildly upset because I'm fairly certain I have no beer left...however, I'm too afraid to go to the kitchen and confirm my nightmare.
Stupid girls put up with too much drama and bullshit from piece of shit ass fucking guys and they should learn to respect themselves and push the douche bags to the side. You are beautiful and you are better than that. CHECK YOURSELF AT THE FUCKING DOOR AND STOP LEAVING YOUR DIGNITY AT HOME!!
TBS...what do you even stand for? The Bullshit Station? What are you even known for? You show the most random shit and 87% of the time, I could give a flying fuck about what is playing on your bullshit channel. Get it together.
Dear Manager of Open Pantry on Regent Street, It would be much appreciated if you would honor my request of ordering the pomegranate flavored 5 hour energy. I come in every day...sometimes multiple times per day. I promise to buy at least 10 per week if you would please please please please please just get it!! Thank you kindly.
Tour de France? How bout Tour de go fuck yourself. I think that sounds better. Why the hell do any of you idiots get enjoyment out of watching a bunch of one-testicled fuck tards ride bikes? It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
The other night, someone offered me heroin. It was awkward. I politely declined and asked if I could SUB Black Haus. No dice.
What's up with this slow motion bullshit on the telly right now? I honestly am not sober enough to try and decipher my perception from reality.
Shout out to Badger Cab for always (for the most part) pullin' through. You, along with drunk me, have really helped sober me out. Props.
Anti shout out to Miller Lite, you're getting old.
Anti shout out to Texts From Last Night...lately...to be honest, I've got two words: weak sauce. Let's take a shot and re-group.
Anti shout out to poaching the SO and ASO from Badger Herald
Well, I think I've vented enough and hopefully offended someone. Peace, Love & Cocktails :)
Stupid girls put up with too much drama and bullshit from piece of shit ass fucking guys and they should learn to respect themselves and push the douche bags to the side. You are beautiful and you are better than that. CHECK YOURSELF AT THE FUCKING DOOR AND STOP LEAVING YOUR DIGNITY AT HOME!!
TBS...what do you even stand for? The Bullshit Station? What are you even known for? You show the most random shit and 87% of the time, I could give a flying fuck about what is playing on your bullshit channel. Get it together.
Dear Manager of Open Pantry on Regent Street, It would be much appreciated if you would honor my request of ordering the pomegranate flavored 5 hour energy. I come in every day...sometimes multiple times per day. I promise to buy at least 10 per week if you would please please please please please just get it!! Thank you kindly.
Tour de France? How bout Tour de go fuck yourself. I think that sounds better. Why the hell do any of you idiots get enjoyment out of watching a bunch of one-testicled fuck tards ride bikes? It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
The other night, someone offered me heroin. It was awkward. I politely declined and asked if I could SUB Black Haus. No dice.
What's up with this slow motion bullshit on the telly right now? I honestly am not sober enough to try and decipher my perception from reality.
Shout out to Badger Cab for always (for the most part) pullin' through. You, along with drunk me, have really helped sober me out. Props.
Anti shout out to Miller Lite, you're getting old.
Anti shout out to Texts From Last Night...lately...to be honest, I've got two words: weak sauce. Let's take a shot and re-group.
Anti shout out to poaching the SO and ASO from Badger Herald
Well, I think I've vented enough and hopefully offended someone. Peace, Love & Cocktails :)
If I could write you a song...
"Now you may never be on a Maybelline commercial
But you always let me know when you got some purple
See I can't let you walk away
I can't let you walk away
You need to light one with me"
But you always let me know when you got some purple
See I can't let you walk away
I can't let you walk away
You need to light one with me"
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Mike Posner is where it's at!!
Mike Posner...download that shit...bro knows what is up!! Cooler Than Me & Drug Dealer Girl are PHENOMENAL songs!!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
I'm back like a bad case of herpes mother fuckers...
I've made my return to the blogging world...I know, you've missed me. Since I've been gone: epic fail at my attempt to do the "Insanity" workout (fuck off to you non-believers, I'll do it sometime), epic success with not smoking (not a single drag since April 11!!), aaaaaand I'm still awesome so all in all, it's been a good 3 months. Any crazy drunk moments in the last few months? Ummm too many to count. The stories may appear someday but for now, you'll just have to wait in suspense. Look for upcoming drunk stories/rants, random bullshit, fun facts, and other shit that ya just don't care about but you have nothing to do so you'll read anyways.
Best 5 songs right now:
1. Ridin' Solo
2. Cooler than Me
3. Hello Good Morning
4. You and Your Heart
5. Billionaire
Peace, Love & Cocktails <3
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